Bro: Just get one from Mom's house.
Row: Mom has an extra DVD player laying around the house?
Bro: Mom has an extra everything laying around the house.
At my birthday dinner:
M: So I had an unsuccessful booty call last week.
Row: Don't believe it. How is that possible?
M: Well, I called him and he said he was busy and wanted to raincheck.
Row: *gasp* Who turns down booty?
M: Yeah. I was so pissed. I just said "whatever.." and hung up.
T: Wait a minute. So you gave him Booti-tude?
D: Has that made it onto urbandictionary.com ??
Row: Oh that is sooo going on my blog!
Row: I think we spend far more time In here than we do Out.
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