It's gone! It's gone! My deformity is gone!
I remember clearly I still had it yesterday. (I had grown quite accustomed to my ganglion cyst's presence. At meetings I would stroke it like a pet cat. *cue Dr. Evil voice* "Yess... Tell me more..." ) But today, while discussing my upcoming surgery with a co-worker, I looked down, and it was gone. No lovely lady lumps to be found! My wrist is a little swollen and slightly tender, but really none worse for the wear.
It's disappearance has ellicited quite a variety of responses...
Dad: Are you sure it just didn't move somewhere else?
E: Omygosh. That just doesn't sound right!
D: Wow.. *pause* Do you miss it?
Co-worker: *gasp*!!! It's your Birthday Miracle!!!
Dr's Office: If you want it to come back, you could try doing something repetively with your hand." (uuuhhh.... yeeaaahhh.....)
Hey. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.... Strangely enough, it all turns out well!!
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