Thursday, January 12, 2006

UrbanDictionary.com. AKA: Don't Read This If You're Eating Breakfast.

Screw it. This is what I want to be when I grow up:

dinner whore
A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. She will rarely have sex with these men...

And after some debate at the house the other night, my sister and I were informed Tossing Salad does NOT just mean sex. Wow! You really DO learn something new everyday!
1. tossing salad
the act of placing your tongue in a male or females ass, and probing all around the circumferance of the asshole, while aiding the person in masturbation
I was going to toss Sporty's salad but as I went down he had a dingleberry, so I stopped.

2. tossing salad
Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.
-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"

3. tossing salad
To lick deep into ones asshole
I was tossing her salad so hard that I was able to tell what she ate for lunch...*chili*

4. tossing salad
licking the corn hole
Bitch! You better toss my salad before I have to smack yo ass.
5. tossing salad
almost like a rim-job. It is having a male or female lick around the asshole.
Man yesterday I tossed this gurls salad and now I have a shit taste in my mouth!

6. tossing salad
the art of eating shit hole
Gosh, I sure do like to toss salad (eat shit hole).
7. tossing salad
Eating asshole. Basically, tossing the salad
Julie likes to toss caesar salad with italian dressing

Oh but don't forget the duck butter!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh #3 kills me.

You failed to mention to everyone that our conversation happend at 1:00 in the morning.

You thought I was going to seek the older sister advice. Instead, WE SCHOOLED YOU. Well, at least urbandictionary did.

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Rowdeezy said...

"WE" schooled me?? Whatever. You didn't know what it meant either dodo!

Anonymous said...

Well, "WE" brought it up.. haha

Hey! I'm actually giving the credit to urban dictionary.

BTW. I invited your lil bro for dinner tomorrow.

But he actually has a party to go to... where "there will be hot chicks... there BETTER be hot chicks"

Dave Doolin said...

You guys are gross.