iPhone Therefore I am

Mission completed. My iPhone 3G was procured on Day 1.

In the time I waited in line I could've also:

• Played in a Texas Hold'Em Tournament
• Knitted a Sweater (and I don't know how to knit!)
• Flown to Miami
• Watched Juno 4 times.
• Cooked a turkey.
• Repainted my closet doors.
• Run a marathon (This being theoritical, of course.)
  

I'm such a lemming.